THE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE
The college experience. Every
college freshman looks forward to the day that they can begin their own life.
Free from their parents, their boring hometown, and all the past. It’s time to
begin anew and make up your own rules to live by. With no one telling you what
to do, you can be free to do anything you want to. However, there will be bumps in the road.
College isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Will you walk out with that bachelor’s
degree? Can you survive communal bathrooms? You might end up having a fiasco or
two during your four years at Golden Valley University.
RELATIONSHIPS
1 ROMANCE
⚀ Sickly cute lovebirds
⚁ Unknowingly crushing on each other
⚂ Recently turned ex’s but no one else knows
⚃ One-night stands
⚄ Dumper and Dumped
⚅ Cheating their other significant others with each other
2 FRIENDSHIP
⚀ Childhood friends
⚁ Dormmates since freshman year
⚂ Only talks in academic settings, otherwise “ I don’t know this guy”
⚃ Due to hating the same person
⚄ Relatives
⚅ Senior mentor and freshman
3 ACADEMIC
⚀ Group project partners
⚁ Professor and Student
⚂ Professors of the same subject
⚃ Aged Researcher and newbie researcher
⚄ Academic Rivals
⚅ Student Council President and Student Council Vice-President
4 DORM LIFE
⚀ Ex roommates
⚁ RA and RD
⚂ No clue who the other is but now we live together
⚃ Early riser and night owl
⚄ Lives down the hall from each other
⚅ Trying to get in the same dorm
5 CLUBS
⚀ Video game club members
⚁ Writer and photographer for the school newspaper
⚂ Greek Life Members
⚄ Star Basketball player and head cheerleader
⚅ Band Geeks
6 CONTROVERSIAL
⚀ Drug dealer and drug addict
⚁ Borderline alcoholics
⚂ Frat hazier and hazed
⚃ Stalker and Stalked
⚄ Faculty and student dating
⚅ Abusive dating partners
NEEDS
1 TO GET LAID…
⚀ …and finally lose my virginity.
⚁ …by as many people as possible.
⚂ …to feel like I am alive again.
⚃ …due to this bet.
⚄ …by that specific person.
⚅ …before time is up.
2 TO GET EVEN…
⚀ …against my ex.
⚂ …more wasted today.
⚃ …against the dean.
⚄ …with the frats/sororities.
⚅ …with myself.
3 TO GET RICH…
⚀ …off all these drugs.
⚁ … by selling the answers to the final exams.
⚂ … by taking someone down.
⚃…the old-fashioned way.
⚄ …through a risky investment.
⚅ …stealing it.
4 TO PROVE…
⚀ …myself to them.
⚁ …that college is pointless.
⚂ …I am right.
⚃ …that Dr. Peabody is a dirty liar.
⚄ …that I was not that wasted.
⚅ …that I am willing to risk it all.
5 TO WIN BACK…
⚀ …my true love.
⚁ …my scholarship.
⚂ …my fake ID.
⚃ …my spot on the team.
⚄ …our first-place trophy.
⚅ …my reputation on campus.
6 TO GET THE TRUTH…
⚀ …about that one frog in the biology lab.
⚁ …about how I got accepted into this college.
⚂ …about this love note.
⚃ …about why I was ghosted.
⚄ …about the mysterious room in the student center.
⚅ …about what I exactly did when wasted last weekend.
LOCATIONS
1 STUDENT CENTER
⚀ The bubbly cafe
⚁ A study room
⚂ The theater
⚃ The bowling alley
⚄ The swimming pool
⚅ The greenhouse on the roof
2 ADMINISTRATIVE
⚀ The President’s Office
⚁ The Academic Advisor’s Office
⚂ The Official Records Office, still using paper recordings
⚃ The Security Office that sees everything almost happening on campus
⚄ The campus HR Department
⚅ Alumni Relations Department
3 OFF CAMPUS
⚀ Skipper’s Pizza
⚁ Bell’s Gas Station
⚂ Chai’s Tea and Coffee, the only decent coffee in the area
⚃ Comfort Plus, the area’s marketplace
⚄ Brew-ha-ha Bar
⚅ Off Campus Apartment
4 ACADEMIC
⚀ Dr. Hugh’s Chemistry Lab
⚁ The ultra-drab math department
⚂ The overly saturated Art Wing
⚃ The computer lab
⚄ The “why was it designed this way” Architect building
⚅The comforting Psychology building
5 HOUSING
⚀ Phi Theta Fraternity House
⚁ The dorm at the edge of campus
⚂ Co-ed Dorm
⚃ Freshman Dorm
⚄ The Honor’s Dorm
⚅ Women’s only Dorm
6 ISOLATED
⚀ The Dean’s house
⚁ The campus’s untamed woods
⚂ The top of the bell tower
⚃ The mysterious basement of the Student Center
⚄ The sidewalk
⚅ An unused dorm room that’s always open
OBJECTS
1 ACADEMIC
⚀ The answer key to a final exam
⚁ An overpriced textbook
⚂ A previous student’s notebook
⚃ The password to the computer lab’s secret files
⚄ Stolen dorm keycard
⚅ Fred, the biology frog
2 DRUGS
⚀ Is this weed or catnip?
⚁ Stolen antidepressants
⚂ A mysterious mix of several unknown alcohols
⚃ “Study drugs”
⚄ Mushrooms grown in the campus woods
⚅ A Ziplock bag full of cocaine
3 PERSONAL
⚀ An unaddressed love letter
⚁ A heart-shaped locket
⚂ A gift from your first roommate
⚃ A well wore baseball cap
⚄ A locked small wooden box
⚅ A Tattoo
4 HOBBY
⚀ A sewing kit
⚁ Brightly colored makeup
⚂ A recording of the newest podcast
⚃ Baking supplies
⚄ Paints and canvases
⚅ A black belt in judo
5 PARTY
⚀ Kegs as far as the eye can see
⚁ A condom that been in a wallet for months
⚂ Over the top stereos
⚃ An STD
⚄ A Red solo cup
⚅ A fake ID
6 TROUBLE
⚀ An error in the Student Records
⚁ Misuse of college funds
⚂ Failing grade in a mandatory class
⚃ A stolen chemical from the chemistry lab
⚄ Illegal Fireworks
⚅ A hand gun