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The college experience. Every\ncollege freshman looks forward to the day that they can begin their own life.\nFree from their parents, their boring hometown, and all the past. It\u2019s time to\nbegin anew and make up your own rules to live by. With no one telling you what\nto do, you can be free to do anything you want to. However, there will be bumps in the road.\nCollege isn\u2019t all sunshine and rainbows. Will you walk out with that bachelor\u2019s\ndegree? Can you survive communal bathrooms? You might end up having a fiasco or\ntwo during your four years at Golden Valley University.
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RELATIONSHIPS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\nROMANCE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Sickly cute lovebirds<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Unknowingly crushing on each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Recently turned ex\u2019s but no one else knows<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 One-night stands<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Dumper and Dumped<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nCheating their other significant others with each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2\nFRIENDSHIP<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Childhood friends<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Dormmates since freshman year<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Only talks in academic settings, otherwise \u201c I don\u2019t know\nthis guy\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Due to hating the same person<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Relatives<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nSenior mentor and freshman<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3 ACADEMIC<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Group project partners<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Professor and Student<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Professors of the same subject<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Aged Researcher and newbie researcher<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Academic Rivals<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nStudent Council President and Student Council Vice-President <\/p>\n\n\n\n 4\nDORM LIFE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Ex roommates<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 RA and RD<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 No clue who the other is but now we live together<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Early riser and night owl<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Lives down the hall from each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nTrying to get in the same dorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5 CLUBS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Video game club members<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Writer and photographer for the school newspaper<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Greek Life Members<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Star Basketball player and head cheerleader<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nBand Geeks<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6 CONTROVERSIAL<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Drug dealer and drug addict<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Borderline alcoholics<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Frat hazier and hazed<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Stalker and Stalked <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Faculty and student dating<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685 Abusive dating partners<\/p>\n\n\n\n NEEDS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\nTO GET LAID\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026and finally lose my virginity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 \u2026by as many people as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026to feel like I am alive again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u2026due to this bet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026by that specific person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\n\u2026before time is up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2\nTO GET EVEN\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026against my ex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026more wasted today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u2026against the dean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026with the frats\/sororities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\n\u2026with myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3 TO GET RICH\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026off all these drugs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 \u2026 by selling the answers to the final exams.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026 by taking someone down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683\u2026the old-fashioned way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026through a risky investment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\n\u2026stealing it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 4\nTO PROVE\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026myself to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 \u2026that college is pointless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026I am right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u2026that Dr. Peabody is a dirty liar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026that I was not that wasted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\n\u2026that I am willing to risk it all. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 5 TO WIN BACK\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026my true love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 \u2026my scholarship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026my fake ID.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u2026my spot on the team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026our first-place trophy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\n\u2026my reputation on campus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 6 TO GET THE TRUTH\u2026<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 \u2026about that one frog in the biology lab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 \u2026about how I got accepted into this college.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 \u2026about this love note.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u2026about why I was ghosted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 \u2026about the mysterious room in the student center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685 \u2026about what I exactly did when wasted last weekend. LOCATIONS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\nSTUDENT CENTER<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 The bubbly cafe<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 A study room<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 The theater<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 The bowling alley<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 The swimming pool<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nThe greenhouse on the roof<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2\nADMINISTRATIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 The President\u2019s Office<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 The Academic Advisor\u2019s Office<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 The Official Records Office, still using paper recordings<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 The Security Office that sees everything almost happening\non campus<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 The campus HR Department<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nAlumni Relations Department<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3 OFF CAMPUS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Skipper\u2019s Pizza <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Bell\u2019s Gas Station<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Chai\u2019s Tea and Coffee, the only decent coffee in the area<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Comfort Plus, the area\u2019s marketplace<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Brew-ha-ha Bar<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nOff Campus Apartment<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4\nACADEMIC<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Dr. Hugh\u2019s Chemistry Lab<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 The ultra-drab math department <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 The overly saturated Art Wing<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 The computer lab<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 The \u201cwhy was it designed this way\u201d Architect building<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685The\ncomforting Psychology building<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5 HOUSING<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Phi Theta Fraternity House<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 The dorm at the edge of campus<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Co-ed Dorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Freshman Dorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 The Honor\u2019s Dorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nWomen\u2019s only Dorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6 ISOLATED<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 The Dean\u2019s house<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 The campus\u2019s untamed woods<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 The top of the bell tower<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 The mysterious basement of the Student Center <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 The sidewalk <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685 An unused dorm room that\u2019s always open OBJECTS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1 ACADEMIC<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 The answer key to a final exam<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 An overpriced textbook<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 A previous student\u2019s notebook<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 The password to the computer lab\u2019s secret files<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Stolen dorm keycard<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nFred, the biology frog<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2\nDRUGS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Is this weed or catnip?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Stolen antidepressants<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 A mysterious mix of several unknown alcohols <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 \u201cStudy drugs\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Mushrooms grown in the campus woods<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nA Ziplock bag full of cocaine<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3 PERSONAL<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 An unaddressed love letter<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 A heart-shaped locket<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 A gift from your first roommate<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 A well wore baseball cap<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 A locked small wooden box<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nA Tattoo<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4\nHOBBY<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 A sewing kit<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Brightly colored makeup<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 A recording of the newest podcast<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 Baking supplies<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Paints and canvases<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nA black belt in judo<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5 PARTY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 Kegs as far as the eye can see<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 A condom that been in a wallet for months<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Over the top stereos <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 An STD<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 A Red solo cup<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685\nA fake ID<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6 TROUBLE<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2680 An error in the Student Records<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2681 Misuse of college funds<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2682 Failing grade in a mandatory class<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2683 A stolen chemical from the chemistry lab<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2684 Illegal Fireworks<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2685 A hand gun THE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE The college experience. Every college freshman looks forward to the day that they can begin their own life. 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