{"id":4008,"date":"2026-02-05T03:44:08","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T03:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/?page_id=4008"},"modified":"2026-02-06T23:18:44","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T23:18:44","slug":"just-kidding-by-michael-alcee","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/just-kidding-by-michael-alcee\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Just kidding&#8221; by Michael Alc\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toys with me, my seven-year-old son.<br>Must pee when I\u2019m five reveries in<br>on my weekend shower.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even if locked, marshals the magic<br>key\u2014speared paper clip\u2014<br>unlocks his glee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can\u2019t admit<br>the red nose of the Operation patient,<br>the punchline of a jack-in-the-box,<br>the errant ringtone\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">all steal me, so that when he pulls<br>that curtain on a lark,<br>I vaporize\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">become Marion Crane,<br>and he, my Norman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Michael Alc\u00e9e\u2019s<\/strong> work has appeared in <em>San Antonio Review<\/em>, <em>Psychoanalytic Perspectives<\/em>, and <em>Tarry<\/em> and is forthcoming in <em>Quarter Press<\/em> and <em>The Branches<\/em>. In addition to being a poet, he is a psychologist and author of <em>Therapeutic Improvisation <\/em>(Norton, 2022) and <em>The Upside of OCD <\/em>(Rowman &amp; Littlefield, 2024).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toys with me, my seven-year-old son.Must pee when I\u2019m five reveries inon my weekend shower. Even if locked, marshals the magickey\u2014speared paper clip\u2014unlocks his glee. I can\u2019t admitthe red nose of the Operation patient,the punchline of a jack-in-the-box,the errant ringtone\u2014 all steal me, so that when he pullsthat curtain on a lark,I vaporize\u2014 become Marion &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/just-kidding-by-michael-alcee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Just kidding&#8221; by Michael Alc\u00e9e&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2310,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4008","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2310"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}