{"id":3425,"date":"2024-05-07T22:19:15","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T22:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/?page_id=3425"},"modified":"2024-05-07T22:19:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T22:19:15","slug":"notifications-off-by-charles-march-iii","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/notifications-off-by-charles-march-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNotifications Off\u201d by Charles March III"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Consult with a secret incel schizoid\nTelegraph yourself to stalkers\nPut a slug in surprise\u2019s eye\nRub fictitious holes in your socks\nThen wool walk with hemmed-up booties in the slush\nFrench kiss a mistletoe \nSuck my foot\nClean the demented with a 99.9% disinfectant \nRe-learn arithmetic, but don\u2019t forget to yell fore\nBash your necrotic teeth in \nLet them have a life of their own\nImbibe in stimulants \nThen do nothing all day\nBuild drywall with the insides of your nose \nEat your spicket one bite at a time \n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Charles J. March III <\/strong>is a field medic veteran currently living in California. His work has been put out by Evergreen Review, Chicago Tribune, L.A. Times, 3:AM Magazine, FENCE Books, Expat Press, etc. More can be found at LinkedIn &amp; SoundCloud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Consult with a secret incel schizoid Telegraph yourself to stalkers Put a slug in surprise\u2019s eye Rub fictitious holes in your socks Then wool walk with hemmed-up booties in the slush French kiss a mistletoe Suck my foot Clean the demented with a 99.9% disinfectant Re-learn arithmetic, but don\u2019t forget to yell fore Bash your &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/notifications-off-by-charles-march-iii\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;\u201cNotifications Off\u201d by Charles March III&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2310,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3425","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2310"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.miamioh.edu\/oxmag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}